I Created a YouTube Channel

That's right, people. I did it. I took the plunge. I created an email address and linked it to a YouTube account. Google have won. My details, such as my name, gender and email address specifically created for YouTube is now knowledge they acquire. I feel slightly violated from this invasion of privacy, my online persona has been irreversibly doxed, my life is now in the public eye, I have to upload content that requires time and effort. It's a living dystopian nightmare. I'm sure the positives will outweigh the negatives.

The biggest struggle with creating such a successful YouTube channel was to sort through all the garbage content out there that is clearly inferior to your totally original content. To do this, just search for a video, any video, and sort by the most viewed. These are your competition, these slime balls stink and you want to smell just like them. Don't watch their videos, skim through them in a steadily increasing rate, until all that is shown is what looks like someone having an episode. Once you have done this to the top five or six channels you now know what you have to do.

Take inspiration from these content creators by "copying" their personality, setup, thumbnails, intros/outros and even the music they use in the background. This is great to get a head start in the game of YouTube success. "Fake it till you make it" is a popular phrase spewed out now and then. However, I prefer the phrase "Steal until you're real" If you only ever steal popular works and it gets you success, people will eventually forget you stole the older content you've uploaded. Thus, giving you legitimate success.

You are most welcome for this short introduction on how to be a major success and inspiration to thousands on YouTube. I expect a small donation within the week.