How to create the greatest movie of all time!

Hi. I’m George. Movie making extraordinaire. Old enough to remember when movies were good, but young enough to not have seen them at release. Remember when movies were good? When people died doing crazy stunts instead of using those cowardly cables and C-G-I?! I don’t, but I’m sure your parents do. Either way, I’m here to make sure YOU get all your movie needs.

I LOVE movies, we all do here at my solo run website that only includes me, but we have to admit that most movies these days just aren’t very good. I’m here to tell you why exactly movies suck, and what you can do to make movies great again! Before you go down into my comment section below with your “opinions” and “criticisms” on my objective statements, think about this before doing so: Will George care? I will, but I won’t tell you that.

You may be wondering why Macaulay Culkin is pictured above. Isn’t it obvious? It’s because we’re talking about movies!

EDIT: The picture above is in fact, not Macaulay Culkin, all comments about Macaulay Culkin have been rescinded and deleted into the internet, the only place something can be wiped forever from.

You may be wondering why I added a picture of this skinny fellow in this blog post about movies. It isn’t to show you that I’ve gained weight. Who are the most starved group of people in the world at this very moment in time? The homeless? Starving children? The exploitation and enslavement of millions in India? That’s very specific and a big problem… but no! It’s casual movie goers.

You are the skeleton. Slim, white, hard done by and tired of never getting what you want. And we have to do something about that! The movie side of things, not the white part. With my help and your generous contributions (PayPal, Patreon, tip cup, piggy bank and my bank account details are all linked below) together we can provide this disenfranchised group the delicious, filling movies they so desperately need.

Part 2 will be released once I can be bothered and my pockets are full of your sweet, sweet pennies.